Farewell

I wish I had a cooler picture to show but I can't possibly take photos while in action. I'm not spiderman ;)

Sigh..

F*cked Up Fireman

A Tip

You know before I got enlisted into SCDF, people will always tell me stories about their experiences and tips on how to go through NS without getting screwed badly. Yeah and one of the tips I ALWAYS get is "If you mess something up and have no idea how to fix it and the Encik/Sir is going to give you a hell of a scolding session, just say 'Yes Encik. Sorry Encik. I was wrong Encik. Sorry Encik." Yup and what do you know? I had a cock up session during baris yesterday and that's exactly what I did and it worked! hahaha usually I'll get semulas' but after saying all that he, couldn't be bothered to semula me and we did the BTM only twice =))

I wonder if it'll work more then once..hmm time to test water ;)

Dialogues

Here is a couple of dialogues which i thought was funny or made an impact to me.

1st (happened a few days before my POC)

Me: Hello, Sop kau pat mane? (hello, yusof where are you?)
Yusof: Hello ah aku tengah makan uh. (hello yeah i'm eating.)
Me: Ouhh kau pat canteen eh? (ouhh you're at the canteen?)
Yusof: Huh? Tak uh aku pat gym. (huh? nope i'm at the gym.)
Me: Huh kau makan ape sia pat gym??! (what are you eating at the gym?!)
Yusof: Hahah aku tengah makan besi! LOL!! (i'm eating iron!)
Me: ........

2nd (happened a week in station during scenario drill)

Encik: Wan 'kopek' hydrant Wan!!
(walking around looking blur and lost) Me: ignored his order and carry on looking blur and lost.
Encik: (Comes to me slowly and calmly, than smacks me on the head!)
Me: Encik, encik cakap ape encik? kopek udang saya tau la.
Encik: ehhh hello sergeant..operate hydrant laa
Me: ........

Congratulations, i just learned a fireman's slang to operate the hydrant..hehe =P

3rd (happened on the second week during wet scenario drill)

Encik: Wan cepat Wan ade fountain (burst hose) pergi 'lari' hose.
Me: (holding on to a new hose and chunck it aside)
Encik: Eh Wan ape kau buat?? Pergi lari hose!lari hose!
Me: ???
Encik: Wan pergi lay hose.....
Me: ohhhhhh

Yes once again congratulations.. so apparently that's how you learn in a station. Wish there was a better way though =/