Cousin: Iwan, skola start bila?
Me: End of Oct (I dun like where this is going..)
Cousin: Ohh abeh skola mane?
Me: Private Uni la kak. Edith Cowan Uni
Cousin: Pat mane tu?
Me: Err Jalan Bukit Merah?
Cousin: Ohh ape course? Double degree eh? How much?
Me: hmm Exercise and Sports Science,no not double degree.err 40k for 2 years.
Cousin: So much! why never take double degree? SMU,SIM? what you want to be? Coach?

Me: (...)

FML