Physios

10 reasons why you should date a physiotherapist.

1. We can get you in and out of bed
   
2. We can work your body in ways you never imagine
3. We understand the importance of a good ol' sweaty workout
4. We know how to strap your joints and immobilise you
5. We have no problems resorting to gadgets to get the job done
6. PTs actually take classes on hip and pelvic movements
7. It's in our job title to be physical
   
8. We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them
9. We use "repeated contractions with timing for emphasis"
10. We are good with our hands

Hmmm guess I'm in luck ^^